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.. Wh.. What the.. Butt phone?!
I love you, Erika.
That’s… that’s just… evil. Pure evil!
Not what I expected. So much for my ass-umption.
Haha! He should be thankful you didnt put it inside your butt at least!
Also we have pounds of Canadian coins too. It’s ridiculous! Those are whole dollars right there! I swear those Canadians did this just to mess with us.
Remind me to never ever leave consumer electronics in your reach Erika.
That, was by far, my favorite comic of yours.
It was enough to make me comment whilst at work.
I know EXACTLY what I’m doing with the boyfriend’s phone when I get home now.
That actually beat out him eating the “honey” from one of your earlier comics.
Just BARELY. Haha!
You’re an entirely different species, Moen, I swear. *cracking up*
> YOU TAINTED IT
…no pun intended?
you made my day
Nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah Butt phoooone, Nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, butt phoooooone. BUTT PHONE, BUTT PHONE, BUTT PHOOOOOOOOONE!
Ohdearlord pants-less in socks is the hottest thing ever UNF.
This is so ridiculously adorable! OH how I envy your married life.
That’s just flat-out funny…and well worth the wait. When I re-read it in DAR Volume 2 (someday soon?), I’m gonna crack up all over again!
Hilarious and yet I defy anyone to say they haven’t at least thought about this before
There’s a US bank downtown that has an exchange place. It’s where I echanged all my filthy Euros for some good old ‘Merican munny.
That’s so odd!
Genius… EVIL Genius, but brilliant all the same. Oddly nuff, Matt has my sympathies… lol!
haha! that is totally something i would do
WHAT THE HELL ERIKA
WHAT. THE. HELL. XD
Please tell me that’s based on a true story.
2 thoughts: “Time to buy that shiny new iPhone/Pre/G2.” and “This is why we can’t have nice things small enough to fit in your butt crack.”
How can you hold a phone in your butt cheeks and run around the house? Are you Batman?
JfC: I was wondering the same. Or let’s say I was awestruck. Erika, you’re my heroine! I’m gonna try this *right now*….
(Maybe you should have added something like “Don’t do this at home, kids”.)
JfC, it’s not hard at all, you just wedge it between your cheeks. Surprisingly secure. Try it!
Hilarious facial expressions in panels 4 and 6!
Lordy am I glad you’re only gross to your husband. You could have been a house mate from Hell.
wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! That is toooooooo funny!
Alas, my working hours cut into food time, so my once prominent posterior has lost about 5 pounds of its former glory. I’m probably the only person to work in an ice cream parlour and LOSE weight. I envy your proud firm buttocks as well as the fact that you’re Batman.
P.S. I did try it and it’s okay for walking but not running
Batman has his utility belt. Erika has her utility butt.
Shark Repellent Butt Spray not included.
No offense, but you married a saint. Haha, I would get killed for putting my boyfriends Iphone up there.
…you’re just insane.
I get the feeling you and I would get along really well if we were ever to get to know each other. :p I’ve done similar stuff; a guy I know kept harassing everyone with his ring tones at a camping once, so I snatched the phone from him, dropped it down into my underwear and took off running…:o
I just found this and had to go back to the beginning. It was a day well spent. I must pass this site on to others. Viva the bald one!
Great article . Will definitely apply it to my site
I’m curios if I will manage to build a bigger audience for my Windows Vista for Beginners portal.
… Next time, Matt should do what the rest of us do when we can’t find our phones (presuming that they are switched on and not on silent). Just call it and follow the sound of your phone shouting like a cockatiel when you leave the room
But if he did that, then we wouldn’t have this XDD
My phone’s always on vibrate, so I’d have to listen for my girlfriend shouting like a cockatiel instead.
I’m not really sure how to reply to this comic. It’s funny but it chills me to my soul that you did this act.
Jesus fucking Christ, Erika. xD Just… Jesus fucking Christ.
@JfC: I worked at McDonald’s and actually lost weight… So prolly you’re not alone.
Makes me regret having bought a “refurbished” phone.
i found this comic two days ago, thanks to a good friend of mine (who i have thanked multiple times).
first off, i think your art style is fantastic. very unique-looking, and simple enough to not take forever to draw (i’m guessing).
this is also one of the most genuine comics i’ve read in a while. it’s actually made me laugh out loud a few times (which i do rarely with webcomics).
i love how many of these people can associate with.
words don’t do it justice.
please, somebody tell me i’m not the only one who thought “booty call” as soon as i saw this… XD
I just read through all these comics in one sitting. It can pull at your heartstrings just as much as it can make you laugh out loud (I did!) :) Thanks for sharing these tidbits of your life and putting a smile on my face.
I just like Matts ‘ ‘y Harpy!’ line. Makes me think of my own family… Is this something he says often, or is it reserved for weapons grade shenanigans?
@LeBizarre: no, definitely not. Though after reading the vibrator comics right before this, panel three wasn’t quite what I was expecting.
Bwahahahahaha!!! if you reversed the sexes in your marriage it would = my wife and I!! thankfully she’s pretty damn tolerant!!
Bwahahahaha!! if you reversed the sexes in your marriage it would pretty much equal the dynamics between the wife and I!! cept for why is it cute/funny when a girl does it and jackassery when a guy does it… (even I have a double stadard here)
I tried this, and now my phone smells like ass.
Thanks, Erika. Thanks a lot.
LMAO! What if it was a relative? lol
Matt wouldn’t happen to have a Crackberry, would he?