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Bluuurg, still trying to figure out this new website stuff. Here, have a sperm joke!
test test GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR ELSE
I’m afraid the answers’ “yes.”
Your own? Then no. Other guys’? Then yes.
OMG! That is sooo funny. Although my boyfriend sure wouldn’t think so, lol.
I sure hope you guys use that opaque organic honey, because otherwise I’m afraid there’s something seriously wrong with your man’s sperm. 8(
Hi! Just discovered your comic courtesy of Meredith (anybody here not reading Octopus Pie should be). Hooray for sperm jokes!
Matt – you’re only gay if wanking is gay because you’re touching a penis. Eating your own sperm is merely depraved.
It is true, Octopus Pie is brilliant, and should be thanked for forwarding me to this juicy nugget of webcomicy brilliance.
I’m just a fan of sperm jokes y’see.
Keep the funnys coming!
It was only the smallest of blobs, so the opacity of said sperm didn’t really matter.
Glad you guys like the comic =D
I love you ^^
Aaaaaand yet guys expect us not to care what it tastes like. ;p
*hugs you guys tight* all i can say is wow. i can’t remember the last time i found a comic that made me nearly wake up my entire house laughing. for some odd reason, the insanity and just general life-absurdity of this makes me feel quite sane and normal.
i share few comics do i share with friends- fewer still do i share with my girlfriend because i can see the two of us doing exactly the same thing at some point. *sends link to said gf via text message* congrats on a happy marriage and finally beating the distance barrier!
keep up the good work erika. SOOOO bookmarking this one.
This has to be my new favorite. Looking forward to Stumptown!
I’ve totally mistaken dish soap for olive oil and then, for whatever reason, decided to taste it.
…more than once.
DUDE. I just read thru your whole archive.
You’re comics are fucking beautiful.
I came to post the same thing as reginald. Except maybe without the dude.
Much love – and kudos for the transmen comic, you expressed it perfectly. So cute…
I, like many others who posted here, just found your comic last night…I finished your entire archives today and I must say that your comic is truly wonderful.
I say it is wonderful not because it is just funny (though lord knows that is hard enough). But it is so startlingly honest and real. I don’t regularly post on any comic I happen to read, but I just wanted to say that DAR is top notch.
I’ve tasted my own, not that bad really, probably thanks to the diet high in fruits and veggies.
I found the site from Octopus Pie, and I reeeeally love it. I had to hold myself back from commenting on every comic; I don’t want to be _that_ guy. I finished the archives right away and will definitely be reading regularly, although when my girlfriend caught me reading a “Super Girly Top Secret Comic Diary” she said I was being so gay… and she didn’t even read the first sentence I just wrote!
swallowing your own sperm doesnt make you gay. I know that! ;-)
Very funny strips – I especially like the speech bubbles in this one.
Maby you like to upload some of them to the comic creator community I programmed together with other artists
Its completely free, just driven by artists and very active.
I know you would find a lot of new fans and friends with your comics there :-)
Martin Sander (www.toonsup.com/made)
My ad’s up isn’t it? TOP LEFT ON THE BUTTON THINGY MA BOBBER? THEN ALL MY (PW) MONEYS BELONGS TO YOUS.
In addition, this comic is utterly hilarious and I’ve been spending all morning reading your entirety of comics.
Just came to your comic by way of Octopus Pie and laughed my ass off reading this strip. Now I’m going to go back and read through the archives. Thanks for the laughs :)
Like those who have posted before me, I found this comic through Octopus Pie. I wish I had found it sooner! Read through the entire archive and I love it! =D Totally bookmarked!
My friend Lezley from Peeling-Onions.com tipped me off about DAR – great work, very enjoyable! I spend almost 90 minutes reading the archives.
Also came by the way of Octopus Pie, and just finished reading through the archives. I loved your comic, it’s already in my rss reader =)
No ball touching = not gay
Wonderful comic. You deserve more props than Ace Motorboats, Inc. But…is that your COCK o’ DOOM (http://www.darcomic.org/2008/01/08/cockosaurus/) prominently displayed on the shelf behind you?
wow,just…its not even the same color!
I must ask, how does one confused the color of sperm with the color of honey?
Mark, Aw, thank you!
Mark B, Good eye! Yes, that IS the cock’o’DOOM :)
Only gay love makes you gay.
Oh AAAAAAND drinking your own spunk.
Your homo care-package should arrive within the next few months.
PS: Just found this comic via my boyfriend. I’m SO loving it.
I discovered your webcomic through webcomicsnation when I was uploading mine…hahaha love it! Also the bits of your other art that I have seen so far through here also = awesome! I will be adding DAR to my RSS feed fo sho! ^_^
Dishwasher soap powder looks like icing sugar.
My ex used to eat his sperm, now I refuse to date anyone that shoots stuff from their genitals on climax…
I nearly sprayed my tea all over my mac reading this one (and no, it doesn’t have honey OR sperm in it)
Loving your work Erika.
Hah, nah, that’s not gay, that’s just kinky masturbation. But Arrow of Thyme’s making me think I am _that_ guy… crap, time to stop commenting
Lol. There’s only one thing that makes a guy gay, and it’s wanting to $%*@ other men. So rest assured.
it didn’t go in your tea, did it? 0.0
Has Matt never kissed you after a blow job? What’s wrong with him?
i-is that the cock o’ doom? on the shelf?
wats funny is that in all of ur comics I can see th exact things happening 2 me minus a few here and there stories. ;D