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This comic had me laughing in every panel…oh god lol. Wow I don’t even appreciate my OWN god given dick that much
I love this comic so much.
My bf does all the above except teabagging my head.
And I laugh childishly.
My boyfriend one day stood in front of our window, which is tinted so it can’t be seen from outside, and just started helicoptering for no good reason. I laughed until I cried, and this comic reminded me of that, because at the same time I was SO insanely freakin’ JEALOUS.
Also I’d pee on things I disapprove of.
My face is drenched with tears.
That is exactly what being a guy is like, every day. It’s a non-stop sausage party.
shit dude. this is so weird…i’m starting to think you are me from an alternate universe (or i am you from an alternate universe).
OMG, you’re just like my ex-girlfriend! She’d positively rant about how much fun she’d have constantly playing with her new penis, pretty much exactly like this. Ah, memories. :)
I got to hear Erika read this strip at a GLBT comics event in Toronto this spring. I was laughing so hard that tears were running down my cheeks!
On the other side of the coin, I’ve heard young men exclaim how much fun they would have playing with their very own set of breasts.
OH MY GAWD BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@ teabaggin’ panel.
You are the awesomest fucker ever. EVER.
Did…. did you just do the “Smiley Faec” in the last panel?
I’ve never laughed at a comic strip by anyone so hard! I always talk about what I would do if I had a dick and you named most of em! What about sticking it in holes, like in a fence? Or making a hole in a pop up book?
I haven’t laughed so much at one comic in ages! Oh man, I’ve been having such a crummy month, I’m soooo glad I wandered back into your archives (bookmarked and forgotten months ago)
This made me laugh so hard that I cried and then I wiped my eyes with the back of my hand.
I had forgotten that I drew I picture on the back of my hand earlier, I smeared ink all over my face.
Your comic made me laugh so hard I gave myself fake black eyes :-D
purely hilarious. ’nuff said
I really admire your honesty and sense of humour. I would be so ashamed to portray myself the way you do… hum, maybe i should… naaahhh!
I started reading your website recently but went back to your first posts, and your drawings evolved and matured quite a lot. Congratulations!
Just keep drawing and make us laugh. Best of luck for you and Matt.
Kiss and hug from Lisbon, Portugal.
Bwahahaa… women get to enjoy jackrabbit vibrators and hitachi magic wands and hood piercings and shower head massagers, though, as well as being able to play with their breasts. So really, none of us are ever going to be entirely satisfied until we figure out how to change people back and forth, so we can all try it both ways.
Although I guess that’s all pure sex stuff, whereas yours is all about playing with it… flashing at Mardi Gras is about the only way women get to play with their bodies that way, I guess. Unless you cover your breasts with paint and then walk up to a canvas and do boob paintings, which probably gets old after the first time.
I think I lost 10 minutes of my life just laughing so hard to this comic. HAHAHAHAH
Have you ever read this? You may like it, I loved it.
This is totally my favorite DAR comic. XD
your hillarious plain and simple!! absolutely brilliant! love this strip!!!!
especially the bottom panels!!!!
My word, I haven’t laughed that hard in quite some time, You deserve a cookie miss.
Whenever my friend has a corn dog at lunch, she strips all of the bread off of it and runs around screaming, “I HAVE A WEINER!!!” and poking people with it. xD
OMG that’s amazing and totally spot on
good god that i laughed so hard my face hurts and i think i almost threw up~~ xD
I would fully do the same if I had a dick. My boyfriend’s counting his blessings that I don’t have one. :3
Having one of those would be so handy on road trips!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER (STILL)
What, no one mentioned Uncle Bonsai?
FINALLY. someone who understands! :D
I laughed for about 5 minutes straight
This would be me if I grew a dick too lmfao
Elevators! Of course!
I’ve been going through the archives and laughing or nodding or sighing and feeling all along like you’re writing stuff from my life (except for the artist part) and then I got to this one… how did you rip this out of my brain?!!! I could NOT stop laughing. You’re fantastic, not only by writing these kinds of things but your artwork is absolutely amazing!!! I want to gush and gush and I have to keep stopping myself from posting every single page to FB, lol
If I had a vagina I would SOOO learn tricks with it like blowing bubbles, or smoking.
Plus I would, you know, rub it raw.
LMAO this is awesome!
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. If I had a dick I would totally do everything that you put in the comic. IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME.
HAAHAHAAHHHA!!! (My superpower would be shapeshifting so that I COULD GROW A DICK AT WILL. And basically change into whatever I want whenever I want. YES. 8D The world would never be the same.)
Oh my god. This is the story of my life.
Lets be metaphorical dick buddies.
This is exactly why we don’t have them xD
Dick = superpower? OMG, that explains a lot… the whole world suddenly makes sense to me…
I AM COMPLETELY ON BOARD WITH YOU ON THIS ONE
I want the ability to change sex at will. That would be so cool.
Absolutely hilarious! Especially panel 4!
Teabagging panel O.O
Hahahahahahahaha oh God, so many good ideas of what to do with my dick