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Lmao, that’s just awesome
I had to stop here and laugh… for about 5 minutes solid. Then I thought about it… and laughed. Again. Until breathless. The only thing funnier than this I’ve heard of (from someone in the US who is used to circumcised guys) was “aren’t you afraid of it?” (said by a girl to a girl).
hahahaha. i wouldn’t doubt it. how did this happen though? is that matt? i don’t recognize him without his glasses
I was very, very tempted to do that to my last boyfriend.
Probably would have amused him to no end though.
I still do that sometimes to my boyfriends unit.
What? Penises are funny. ;)
Agreed. Penises are hilarious. Vaginas, on the other hand, are delicious, and ya’ll make funny noises, so we’re even.
its better than saying ‘bork bork bork’
lol. I love doing that with my penis.
every time i stop laughing, before i can hit the next button, i start laughing again
that was 2 days ago
someone please help me….
Haha, yes, I do that to my boyfriend all the time! They’re so silly. :D
Wha? Most of the best sex of my life was with someone who eventually left me for a younger woman (who by that time had lost interest, but that’s another story). But yes, she did think my dick was funny.
I just know I’ll offend the first uncircumcised guy I ever get this close to.
Hahaha- I’m a straight girl and I totally do this. It’s a MUST with dicks, definitely.
Why does my wife still do this to me?! STILL!!!!
no but seriously she does…
I totally play like this with my girlfriend, though we tend to add voices/sfx to various different body parts. Thank God she has a sense of humor like mine, lol.
yah, I once spent a good half hour looking at my girlfriend’s vulva and the hood of her clitoris wondering “how does it do that”
Lol! I actually did that to my ex. He just sat there looking incredibly weirded out.
Thank fuck he had a similar sense of humour, and did the same to my boobs. xD
I did that to my very first boyfriend, he was not amused. My fiancee though, much more indulging
I have done it to boyfriends to, and I have a penis. sex organs can look so alien sometimes.
Ok this is hilarious and truely fun ! :D
lmao this reminds me of when i made an ex’s penis hole talk…. i can make myself talk in a tiny high pitched voice and i would make the tip look like a mouth moving xD it cracked me up so much
Uncut ones are so much fun! I like to do that with my husband’s when it’s not quite awake yet and yell “Sandworm attack!”